May 2013
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE
mydemisee:
fucking same
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
rhydonmyhardon:
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
bonerbabe:
boy moans are so nice
fennekinfatale:
all up in da pussy like
castielhasthephoneb0x:
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
I really fucking hate it when people compare me to you.
ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
unironicgoth:
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
tarvros:
members of the black eyed peas: Fergie Will.i.am ????? ???// ????/
mikerowsoft:
heres a video of me making better music than skrillex